Survivor 30: The Bromance of Doom

First off, an apology.  As I wrote last week, I was under the impression that Survivor would not be aired this week because of basketball.  It turns out I was wrong and I really don’t know anything about how basketball games are scheduled.  I apologize for any confusion I may have caused for our readers.

Now, on to tonight’s episode:

Wow,  we really dodged a bullet tonight, didn’t we?  For most of tonight’s episode, I was dreading having to spend the rest of the season watching the obnoxious bromance between Rodney and Joaquin but, fortunately, the Escamera Tribe stepped up and put an end to all of that.

Thank you, Escamera!

(And I say that as someone who actually liked Joaquin.  But, seriously, when he and Rodney got together, they were the worst.  They were the Bromance of Doom.)

Ever since this season began, it’s been a competition between Max, Shirin, Dan, and Rodney to claim the title of most annoying survivor ever.

At first, Dan was in the lead with his inability to stop talking.  Then Max and Shirin started to wander around naked and they briefly surged to a tie for most annoying.  However, over the past three episodes, Rodney has proven himself to be the champion.

Seriously, Rodney is the worst.  When the season started, I thought he was just going to be another Boston Rob wannabe but he has since proven himself to be perhaps the most sexist and arrogant jackass in the history of Survivor.

What made Rodney’s presence in the game even worse was that he seemed to be in it for the long run.  It wasn’t that he was a good player or anything.  Instead, it just seemed like everyone else was too stupid to be able to stop him.

That’s what made tonight’s episode so enjoyable, because the entire episode was pretty much devoted to making us hate Rodney and then allowing us to watch as Rodney’s latest scheme blew up in his face.

Rodney, after all, is the one who came up with the plan for Escamera to throw the immunity challenge so that they could vote Joe out at the tribal council.  However, he didn’t take into account just how much Mike, Dan, and Sierra dislike him.  (Sierra so dislikes Rodney that she was apparently even willing to ally herself with Dan, who she really can’t stand…)  When Escamera went to tribal, Sierra voted with Dan, Joe, and Mike.  As a result, Rodney’s number one ally — Joaquin — was voted out of the game.

To be honest, I wish they had just gone after Rodney but I imagine that Dan and Mike probably weren’t comfortable voting out a former member of the Blue Collar Tribe.  As Joaquin left tribal council, Rodney did not look happy.  Next week, the two tribes are going to be merging so it’ll be interesting to see who both Rodney and Sierra team up with.

As far as the upcoming merge goes, the majority of the members of the new tribe will be former Blue Collars followed by No Collar and White Collar.  However, it wouldn’t surprise me to see Rodney allied with the remaining White Collars while Sierra went over to the No Collar Tribe.

As of right now, No Collar Jenn and White Collar Carolyn will both be going into the merge with immunity idols.

Finally, judging from how the last few episodes have been edited, I have a feeling that both Tyler and, strangely enough, Shirin will be around for a while.  Though Tyler hasn’t done much so far, the show’s editors always seem to want to make sure that we remember that he’s around.  Meanwhile, tonight’s episode devoted a lot of time to Shirin talking about losing Max at the previous tribal council.  If Shirin was as doomed as I previously assumed, I’m not sure if editors would have devoted as much time to her.

Well, that’s it for now.  I can’t wait to see how the merge plays out!

Lisa Marie

Survivor 30: Shakeup Time!

Tonight’s episode of Survivor was actually two episodes in one.  Because of basketball, there will be no episodes of either Survivor or the Amazing Race next week.  So, tonight, we got two hours of Survivor.

The first hour was pretty much what we’ve come to expect from Survivor 30.  The tribes all spent their time on the beach getting on each other’s nerves.  On the White Collar Tribe, Max and Shirin continued to get on everyone’s nerves.  On the Blue Collar Tribe, Rodney’s nonstop sexism not only got on my nerves but the nerves as Lindsey as well.

Ironically enough, after being forced to go through two tribal councils, the No Collar Tribe was the only tribe to appear to have any unity.  Say what you will about the way that Nina was treated, voting her out certainly brought the No Collars together.  Even Will was willing to forgive them for voting for him at the previous tribal council.

(The only conflict at No Collar beach was over the killing of chicken.  Jenn was so offended that she wandered off by herself and ended up finding an immunity idol.)

And that tribal unity paid off at both the reward and the immunity challenge.  After two straight defeats, the No Collar Tribe finally came together and won both the reward and the immunity challenges.  The White Collar Tribe, meanwhile, came in second twice.  And the Blue Collar Tribe lost twice.

The Blue Collar tribe’s Kelly ended up getting banged in the head during the reward challenge and she ended competing not only blind folded but with a huge bandage wrapped around her head.  You had to really admire Kelly’s determination, even if Blue Collar ultimately lost and Kelly’s reward ultimately amounted to six stitches in her forehead.

(Seriously, if I had been injured in the way that Kelly was and I had all that blood running down my face, I would have totally freaked out.)

As far as Blue Collar’s first trip to tribal was concerned, Lindsey gave a big speech about how someone from Blue Collar is destined to win the game.  And then, despite her efforts to organize a blindside of Rodney, she was promptly voted out.  Her only ally on the tribe, Sierra, also got two votes and realized — apparently for the first time — that nobody on her tribe can be trusted.

(That’s something every Survivor should know before filming even begins!)

The second half of the episode featured what we all knew was coming.  The three tribes are no more!  Everyone was called to the beach and told to drop their buffs.  New buffs were randomly drawn and here’s what we ended up with:

The Escamera Tribe (who wears blue):

Joe (No Collar)

Dan (Blue Collar)

Sierra (Blue Collar)

Mike (Blue Collar)

Rodney (Blue Collar)

Tyler (White Collar)

Joaquin (White Collar)

Now what you might immediately notice about the new Escamera Tribe is that it’s dominated by the former Blue Collar tribe.  However, Sierra no longer considers herself to be a member of the Blue Collar Tribe and, during tonight’s episode, she let Tyler, Joaquin, and Joe know that she was interested in switching sides.  Dan attempted to charm her back to the Blue Collar alliance.  Unfortunately,  Dan’s attempt to be charming was fatally sabotaged by his own lack of charm.

The rest of the Survivors ended up on the Nagarote tribe.  Nagorote is the red tribe and includes the following:

Will (No Collar)

Max (White Collar)

Hali (No Collar)

Jenn (No Collar)

Carolyn (White Collar)

Shirin (White Collar)

Kelly (Blue Collar)

It immediately became obvious that, as far as physical challenges are concerned, Nagarote is at a severe disadvantage.  Nagarote was overwhelmingly defeated at the immunity challenge.

Max, after saying that he was excited that he would finally get to play Survivor, tried to rally Shirin, Carolyn, and Kelly in joining him in voting out Will.  However, Carolyn can’t stand either Max or Shirin and so she joined Kelly in voting with the No Collar Tribe.  Max became the fifth person voted out of Survivor 30.

(In fact, the only suspense was whether it would be Max or Shirin voted out.  “Who is more annoying?” Jenn asked before heading to tribal.  Obviously, the answer was Max.  I have to say that I agree.)

So, that was tonight’s episode of Survivor!  Survivor will be back in two weeks and we’ll see if things get any better for the new Nagarote Tribe.  But, as of right now, it looks as if they’re going to be completely dominated by the Escamera Tribe.

See you in two weeks!

Lisa Marie

Anyone Else Sick Of The No Collar Tribe?

So, I just watched the third episode of Survivor 30 and I’m just wondering:

Am I the only one who is sick to death of the No Collar Tribe?

Seriously, what a bunch of hypocrites!  Hali and Jenn might spend a lot of time talking about how they’re nonjudgmental free spirits but, so far this season, they have proven themselves to be the mean girls of Survivor.  Will seems like a nice guy but he’s pretty much useless in challenges and I don’t know how much more I can take of having to listen to him go, “That one is on me, guys.”  I liked Joe at first but, as far as strategy goes, he tends to overthink and he’s nowhere close to being as clever as he thinks he is.

Don’t get me wrong.  I agree with the choice that the No Collar Tribe made tonight.  By a vote of 3-2, Nina was voted out of the tribe.  I could make a case that Will should have been voted out but, ultimately, Nina needed to go.  Along with being weak in challenges, she was also proving to be a divisive presence in the camp.  I felt bad for her because I know that she felt like an outsider from the beginning and, judging from her comments after being voted out, Nina probably feels that her deafness was the only reason she was voted out.  But, honestly, Nina was mostly voted out because of her attitude and her age.  She never had a chance of surviving on that tribe and I doubt any of the other tribes would have kept her either.

As for the other two tribes, we didn’t see much of the White Collar Tribe.  Shirin is getting on everyone’s nerves and her delight over seeing monkeys having sex leads me to suspect that perhaps she should have been placed on the No Collar Tribe.  Joaquin needs to work on his social skills but I do think that an alliance between he and Tyler could be a strong one.

Speaking of Tyler, I have a feeling he’s going to be sticking around for a while.  Despite the fact that there hasn’t been much going on over on the White Collar Tribe, he’s still been getting a lot of screen time.

Meanwhile, on the Blue Collar Tribe — what a bunch of entitled babies!  The only thing that’s keeping me from going off on the Blue Collar Tribe is the fact that I somehow dislike the No Collar Tribe even more.  Rodney and Lindsay both spent tonight acting like entitled babies.  Mike was making some valid points tonight but he needs to work on his social skills.  Meanwhile, Dan … well, Dan’s Dan.  So far, the Blue Collar Tribe has been the only tribe not to have to go to tribal council.  When they finally do lose an immunity challenge, it should be explosive.

Next week, we’ve got a special two hour episode of Survivor!  It’ll be interesting to see if No Collar can get its act together.  Even more importantly, we’ll see how much longer this show continues with three tribes.  I suspect that a tribal shake-up is coming.

We’ll find out next week!

Lisa Marie

Survivor 30: The No Collar Tribe Gets Flakey

Well, that was a surprise.

Seriously, I just got finished watching the second episode of Survivor 30 (or Survivor: Worlds Apart for those of you who think you’re too good for numbers) and I have to say that I was surprised how things turned out.

First off, I was expecting that the White Collar Tribe would be the ones sent to tribal council.  During the previous episode, they gave off the vibe of the doomed and I fully expected that this would turn out to be yet another season of Survivor where one tribe lost challenge after challenge until, finally, the two remaining members would mercifully be placed in one of the other two tribes.  I fully expected that White Collar would lose again and Joaquin would be voted out.

Instead, White Collar not only won immunity but it was largely Joaquin who won it for them.  I still think that Joaquin may have come on a little bit too strong during the previous episode but, if he can lay low and win back everyone’s trust, he could still be a very strong player.

White Collar came in first in the immunity competition and, along with immunity, they won a lot of fishing gear.  (Which is something that they’ll need, seeing as how Joaquin chose the small bag of beans during the previous episode.)  Blue Collar came in second and won a spear.  No Collar came in dead last and won a trip to tribal council.

I forget what the official name of the No Collar Tribe is but, from now on, I think I’ll just refer to them as being the Flakey Tribe.  Because, seriously, these people couldn’t come up with a consistent strategy if their lives depended upon it.

Tonight’s episode was pretty much dominated by the Flakey Tribe’s dynamic.  For all of the time that they spend bragging about how open-minded they are, Jenn and Hali are pretty much this season’s mean girls.  While they spent most of their time skinny dipping and laying around on the beach with Joe, they also managed to totally alienate Nina.  Not only is Nina older than them but she’s also deaf.  She’s an outsider and, this episode, she let everyone know that she realizes she’s an outsider and she’s not very happy about it.

For most of tonight’s episode, Nina had an outsider’s alliance with Wil and creepy old Vince.   And it looked like they were going to be able to pull off an upset and manage to get Jenn voted out of the tribe.

See, Joe came up with a needlessly complicated plan to get ride of Nina.  His plan was that he, Jenn, Hali, and Will would split their votes between Nina and Vince, just in case one of them had an immunity idol.

However, what Joe didn’t realize was that Wil wasn’t really comfortable being a member of his alliance.  Wil went to Vince and told him about Joe’s plan.  Vince decided that he, Wil, and Nina would vote for Jenn and, as a result, Jenn would be blindsided and Joe would frightened into being loyal to Vince and Nina.

And Vince nearly pulled it off.  The only problem was that Nina told Wil that Vince had earlier thought about voting Wil out, on account of Wil not being a strong challenge player.  Wil was so angry that Vince would even consider voting for him that he basically went rogue and, apparently without letting anyone else in on his plans, he voted for Vince.  The end result was that Vince received 3 votes, Jenn received two, and Nina got one.  Vince’s torch was snuffed and the creepy coconut vendor was sent on his way.

As for the other two tribes, we spent some time watching the White Collar Tribe’s Max and Shirin wander around naked while Tyler stared up at the sky.  And, on the Blue Collar Tribe — well, Dan is still annoying.  He lost his underwear in the ocean and responded by making himself a big diaper that he’ll apparently wear during challenges.

And, uhmmm, yeah.

At this point, Dan cannot be voted out soon enough as far as I’m concerned.

And that was this week’s episode of Survivor!  Though it’s early yet, so far this looks like this could be a pretty good season.  Though I have to admit, I will be happy when the tribes get shaken up and people stop saying stuff like, “Since we’re the no collar tribe…”

Lisa Marie

Survivor #30: Are You Blue Collar, White Collar, Or No Collar?

Hello and welcome to yet another season of Survivor here at the Survivor Blog!

Considering the fact that the last season was something of a disappointment, I know that I’m hoping that Survivor 30: Worlds Apart will provide the show with so much needed redemption.  The good news is that this latest season was, once again, filmed on the beautiful beaches and in the jungles of Nicaragua.  The even better news is that we finally have a season with no returning players and no relatives.

Instead, we have 18 new players who, until they got dropped off in Nicaragua, were complete strangers to each other.

Still, it wouldn’t be Survivor if there wasn’t a gimmick.  This season, we’re starting out with three separate tribes.  The Masaya Tribe is white collar.  It’s made up of 6 people who, we’re told, are used to “making the rules” and telling other people what to do.  The Escemera Tribe is blue collar.  They’re the workers.  And then there’s the Nagarote Tribe.  Nagarote is no collar.  Apparently, they neither follow rules nor work.  They just exist and do what they want.

Now, here’s the thing.  Every season of Survivor has a gimmick and that gimmick usually stops being relevant after the first four episodes.  Eventually, the three tribes will be reshuffled into two.  And then the two will merge into one.  The whole collar thing will eventually be abandoned and it will all come down to who plays the best game or who gets lucky.

But, you wouldn’t necessarily know that from watching the first episode of Season 30.  If you took a drink every time somebody specifically said, “I’m blue collar” or “we’re white collar,” you would have been drunk before the show was even half over.

As I watched the show, I found myself wondering which tribe I would have been placed on.  On the one hand, I work in an office and I like spending money so that’s a case for white collar.  On the other hand, I’m also a writer and I majored in Art History.  Ultimately, I have a feeling that I’d be put on the No Collar Tribe.  And that’s okay because then I could hang out with Joe.

The majority of tonight’s episode was devoted to getting to know the players.  Some of them made a bigger impression than others.  Here’s a quick rundown:

The Masaya (White Collar) Tribe:

So — So had the misfortune to be the first person voted out this season.  I liked So and I think that Masaya made a mistake getting rid of her.  But really, So was her own worst enemy.  If she and Joaquin hadn’t lied about the bag of rice, she probably would have survived.

Joaquin — So far, Joaquin seems to be trying way too hard to be this season’s master villain.  Considering that his only ally got voted out, Joaquin’s days seem to be numbered.

Max — At one point, Max is described as being a “hipster academic type,” and that’s going to be his downfall.  He obviously thinks that he’s very smart but I don’t think he’s as smart as he thinks he is.

Tyler — Tyler is both a former football player and a former talent agent.   Tyler seems likable enough but I think his survival will depend on whether or not his tribe continues to implode.

Shirin — Shirin is an executive at Yahoo.  She was responsible for the White Collar Tribe losing the immunity challenge and going to Tribal Council.  I’ll be shocked if Shirin makes it to the merge.

Carolyn — And then there’s Carolyn, who is almost as annoying as the infamous Kaos Kass.  Sadly, Carolyn has an immunity idol but, after just three days on the beach, she’s already way too paranoid for her own good.

The Escamera (Blue Collar) Tribe

Lindsey — Lindsey seems like a strong player.  Though we won’t know for sure until they go to their first tribal, I could definitely see Lindsey emerging as the leader of the tribe.

Dan — Dan is a former postal worker.  Dan likes to talk and talk and talk and talk.  Dan thinks he’s a leader but he’s so full of himself that he’s getting on everyone’s nerves.  Dan won’t make the merge.

Mike — I actually like Mike and I hope his early friendship with Dan doesn’t backfire on him.  On the one hand, it’s easy to laugh at Mike because he’s the guy who ate a scorpion for no good reason.  On the other hand, Mike was also responsible for Escamera coming from behind to win immunity.

Rodney — Rodney sounds like Boston Rob but I think that’s all they have in common.

Kelly — Beyond the fact that she dislike Dan, Kelly didn’t make much of an impression on me.

Sierra — Seirra is another one who didn’t get a whole lot of screen time.  She’s incorrectly convinced that Dan and Mike came back with a small bag of beans so that they could go look for an immunity idol, which would seem to suggest that Sierra is too paranoid for her own good.

The Nagarote Tribe (No Collar):

Joe — Joe is currently my favorite player.  Not only is he hot but he seems to be smart as well.  In fact, Joe reminded me a lot of Malcolm.  Assuming Joe doesn’t screw up in some massive way, he definitely seems like he could go far in the game.

Jenn — I think Jenn and Joe would make a cute couple.  But Jenn also seems like the type of player who will try to make a big move at the wrong time and end up getting voted out as a result.

Hali — Hali’s a law student but she wants us to know that she’s “for the people.”  Bleh.  Leave your politics at home and the play the game, Hali.

Nina — Nina is deaf and, judging from the previews of next week’s episode, it appears that Nina feels that she’s an outsider on the tribe.

Will — Will lists his career as being a “youtube sensation.”  It took me a few minutes and then I remembered that I had seen Will’s video.  It was cute.  Otherwise, Will didn’t make much of an impression.

Vince — OH MY GOD, WHAT A CREEP!  So, Vince is a coconut salesman.  After knowing her for less than a day, Vince is apparently convinced that Jenn is his soulmate and he’s very jealous Joe.  The scene where he asked Jenn to hug him was full of all sorts of ick.

As for the show itself, Masaya was the first tribe to go to tribal council and, on a vote of 4-2, So was voted off.  With the exception of Joaquin, the rest of the tribe felt that they could not trust So and, as such, they decided to vote her out and keep the physically weaker Carolyn.

As well, Carolyn has the tribe’s secret immunity idol.  (The other two tribes have idols hidden on their beaches as well but no one has yet to find either one of them.)

As for the Blue Collar Tribe, Dan is getting on everyone’s nerves and the tribe is now split 4-2, with Dan and Mike on one side and the rest of the tribe on the other.

And, on the No Collar Tribe, Vince is being obsessive and creepy.

Well, that was the first episode of Survivor 30.  What did everyone else think?  Which tribe would you be put on?  And are you looking forward to the rest of the season?

I know I am!

Lisa Marie

Survivor 29 — Here’s How The Story Ends…

There were a few surprises during tonight’s season finale of Survivor #29: Blood vs. Water.

Keith won the next-to-last immunity and, just when you thought that Jaclyn was done for, Natalie decided to give Jaclyn her immunity idol.  That was a smart move on Natalie’s part.  First off, it got rid of Baylor.  Secondly, Jaclyn now literally owed her life in the game to Natalie.

It’s funny.  When this game first started, I was totally on Team Baylor.  As hard as it is for me to now believe, I actually related to Baylor.  Like Baylor, I was very close to my mom and my mom, much like Missy, was always very protective of me.  One of the reasons that I love Survivor is that it was one of those shows that both me and my mom would watch and then spend hours talking about.  So, during those first few episodes, I was totally Team Baylor.

But, as the season progressed, I came to view Baylor as being a brat and Missy as being smug and entitled.  And I’ll admit right now that I was in no way disappointed to see Natalie use her immunity idol on Jaclyn.

(That said, I also lost any respect that I had for Jaclyn when she decided to spend her entire time on Exile Island crying about Jon as opposed to  even checking to see if another immunity idol had been hidden out there for her to find.  That was the moment that, as far as I’m concerned, Jaclyn showed why she did not deserve to win this season.)

The next immunity challenge provided another surprise when Jaclyn came out of almost nowhere to win.  If Jacyln had been smart, she would have joined Keith in voting out Natalie.  But, instead, Jaclyn voted out Keith.

And, despite those two surprises, this season ended pretty much the way that we all thought it would.  During the final tribal council, Missy talked too much, Jaclyn did not talk enough, and Natalie wisely concentrated on talking about her gameplay.  The jury was fairly dull up until the end.  That’s when Reed stole the show by telling Missy exactly what he thought of her and you know what?  Good for Reed!

As far as I’m concerned, Reed earned himself a spot on All-Stars with that speech alone.

As for the final vote, Jaclyn got two votes (from Jon and Reed).  Missy got one vote (from Baylor).  Natalie got the rest and won Season 29!  And good for her because she deserved it!

Natalie played the best and the smartest game.  She was almost always a force in challenges, her social game was surprisingly good, and she was one of the few players to not let her emotions control her game.  I think it helped her that Nadiya was voted out early.  Whereas Jaclyn could never escape Jon’s shadow and Missy devoted more time to protecting Baylor than actually playing Survivor, Natalie was free to play for herself.

Would Natalie have still won if she had been playing against stronger players?  It’s actually a legitimate question.  Natalie played a good game but she was definitely helped by the fact that this was a fairly weak group of players.

But, hey — whatever works!

And that’s brings this edition of the SurvivorBlog to a close!  Thank you for reading and commenting!  And fear not, we’ll be back next season!

In closing, what did you think of this season?  Are you happy that Natalie won?  Do you hope that they never do another blood vs water or are you hoping to see more relatives on the show?

Let us know in the comments section below!

And until next time — Stay supple!


Lisa Marie

Survivor 29 — Was Anyone Shocked?

We all knew it was going to happen.

Nobody was a more obvious candidate to be blind-sided than Jon.  He was cocky.  He was stubborn.  He tended to think that he was smarter than he actually was.  He consistently refused to listen to his smarter ally, Jaclyn.  Jon’s main problem was the he mistook his own dumb luck for strategic game play.

We knew that Jon was eventually going to get blind-sided and tonight, it finally happened.  That said — even though I knew it was going to happen — I was still shocked by Jon’s inability to realize that Natalie was after him.

When he asked her why she voted for Alec, she said she hadn’t been aware that Keith was the target.


For that reason alone, he deserved to be voted out.

The other big development tonight: Missy hurt her ankle during the reward challenge and can now barely walk.  Her plan, apparently, is to just sit out the rest of the challenges.  Fortunately, for her, she’s in a strong enough alliance and the game is close enough to being finished that she can probably get away with this.

(I don’t even like Missy but I’ve broken and sprained my ankle enough times in the past that I couldn’t help but feel for her.)

Keith also got to bond with Missy and Baylor during the reward.  Baylor, of course, was only at the reward because Jon traded places with her.  Personally, I hope this is the last season where people continually trade rewards.  I know that it’s supposed to be touching and we’re all supposed to go, “Awwwwww!” but, honestly — if you didn’t win the reward challenge, you shouldn’t get the reward.  End of story.

Next week is the two hour finale of Survivor!  Five survivors remain on the beach and, at this point, only Natalie really deserves to win.  Jaclyn could have been a strong player if she hadn’t spent the entire game in Jon’s shadow.  Keith is only still around because he’s a useful distraction.  Missy has spent the entire game being led by others.  Baylor is a lucky brat.

My prediction:  The final three will be Natalie, Baylor, and Missy.  Natalie sweeps the jury.

See you there!

Lisa Marie


Survivor 29 — The Two Hour Anti-Climax

I have to admit that I was excited when I heard that this week’s episode of Survivor would be two hours long.  I figured that this meant something big was bound to happen!  Alliances would change.  A major player would be blindsided.  The game would never be the same again…

Uhmmm, not so much so.

Tonight, we got two episodes of Survivor in one.  At the end of the first hour, Reed joined the jury.  At the end of the second hour, Alec did the same.  That’s not really surprising.  As always seems to happen after the merge, the main alliance is concentrating on getting rid of outsiders.  Reed, being the biggest threat among the outsiders, was an obvious choice to be voted out.  The strategy leading up to Alec being voted out was a little bit more interesting but again, it wasn’t totally unexpected.

Still, there were a few interesting developments in the group dynamic that might (or might not) affect the way the rest of the game plays out.

During the first hour, we discovered the following:

1) Natalie, Missy, and Baylor are an alliance within the alliance.  This was made obvious by their decision to send Jon to Exile Island and by Missy’s decision to take Natalie and Baylor horseback riding while forcing Jaclyn to spend the day alone with Alec, Reed, and Keith.

2) And, while I can understand why Missy picked her daughter, it would have been smarter to send her to Exile so she could have looked for the idol.  Later, at the reward, Missy found out about Natalie’s idol and exclaimed, “I’m so proud of my daughter for finding an idol!”  Uhmm, Missy — Natalie found the idol.  Baylor was just standing there.

(Of course, Missy has said that she considers Natalie to be her daughter so maybe she was speaking metaphorically…)

3) Speaking of idols, Jon found a new immunity idol on Exile Island.  Considering that Jon isn’t exactly a genius and doesn’t strike me as being particularly observant, the Survivor crew might want to put more effort into hiding those idols.

4) When Jon came back to camp, he ended up rebuffing Jaclyn’s attempt to talk strategy with him and, as a result, he and Jaclyn spent the next five hours fighting.  And while it was fun to watch the Golden Couple fight, it was also pretty stupid on both of their parts.  If Jon and Jaclyn hadn’t been fighting, they very well could have realized that it would be smarter to get rid of Missy than Reed.  But since they were too busy not speaking to each other, there was no time to strategize before Tribal.

5) Keith sucks at handling Tribal Council but he certainly won the immunity challenge in grand fashion.

6) I was sad to see Reed go.  Over the past few, he had really won me over.  With him gone, Natalie is probably the only real strategist left on the beach.

7) And, finally, Reed was absolutely correct.  Baylor is a brat.

As for the second episode, we discovered the following:

1) Natalie really does not like Jon!  Some of this is because of his role in getting Jeremy voted out.  And a lot of it appears to be because both Jon and Jaclyn have a real sense of entitlement about them.

(Then again, the same could be said about Baylor and Missy…)

2) In fact, Natalie so disliked Jon that she and Baylor came up with a plan to blindside him.  Interestingly enough, Baylor had no problem with not letting her mom in on the plan.  You know that Missy would never have attempted a blindside without letting Baylor know first.

3) However, Jon won individual immunity.  At first, it seemed like Keith would be the one voted out but Natalie decided that she wanted to keep Keith around.  Why?  Because Keith is good at immunity challenges and, in theory, he possibly beat Jon in the next immunity challenge.  That shows that Natalie is thinking about the game but she may be overthinking.  When she and Baylor voted out Alec, Jon, Jaclyn, and Missy were obviously shocked and will obviously want to know what happened.  Natalie has to hope that Keith doesn’t let on that she kept him around because she wants to use him to get rid of Jon.  (Not to mention that Natalie’s two main allies — Missy and Baylor — are two of the least trustworthy people on the beach.)

4) Then again, that’s assuming that Jon will be smart enough to try to figure out what happened.

5) We finally got to see a little bit of Alec tonight.  Alec spent most of this season under the radar.  Tonight, we discovered that he’s likable in kind of a dumb way.  And then he got voted out…

6) Finally, the way that Baylor and Missy reacted when they didn’t get selected to take part in the reward just confirmed why a lot of people consider Baylor to be a brat.

So, that’s it for this week.  Before I end this post, let’s consider who is left on the beach.

We’ve got:

1) Jon, who is not that clever but is good at finding idols.

2) Jaclyn, who is smarter than she lets on but who is basically being held back by her boyfriend.

3) Baylor, who is this season’s brat.

4) Missy, who is more concerned with defending her daughter than really playing the game.

5) Keith, who needs to stop spitting so much


6) Natalie, who is actually trying to play the game but who might be overthinking things.

Out of our six remaining players, who do you want to win?  I actually have to go with Natalie.  I’m as shocked as anyone.

Lisa Marie



Survivor 29 — Who Doesn’t Love A Little Tribal Council Chaos?

Hi, everyone!

With everyone (including) me busy getting ready for Thanksgiving tomorrow, this is going to be a shorter post than usual.  And, to be honest, I kind of regret that because tonight’s episode of Survivor was one of the best of the season.  It’s just unfortunate that it had to air right before one of the biggest holiday weekends of the year.

Anyway, if you’re anything like me, you’ve gotten frustrated with countless tribal councils where everything seems to follow an exact script.  The editors, of course, always try to make it look like anyone could get voted out but, far too often, it’s a case where exactly who you think is going to get voted out ends up getting voted out.

Well, tonight, we finally got the type of tribal council that we’ve all been waiting for.  Tonight, we got a tribal council where the cunning plan fell apart, largely because this season’s survivors aren’t really cunning enough to pull off a cunning plan.

Up until tribal council began, I thought that Reed was going to be successful in his plan to blindside Jon.  And, to be honest, I was fine with that.  Jon may be a nice guy but his survival has more to do with luck than any brilliant gameplay on his part.  If Jon was voted out, that would mean Jaclyn would be free to play her own game and, from what I’ve seen, I think that Jaclyn would actually be a stronger player on her own.

Plus, I’ve really started to like Reed.  Much as how Jaclyn would benefit from playing her own game, Reed has benefited from being freed from Josh’s shadow.

So, the plan was for Reed and Alec to join with Keith and Wes in voting for Jon, while fooling the rest of the tribe into splitting their votes between Keith and Wes.

It was a good plan but Keith pretty much ruined it.  At Tribal Council, when Reed said that he wondered if Keith had the idol, Keith did not understand that Reed was just trying to fool the rest of the tribe into thinking that he wasn’t in an alliance with Keith. Instead, Keith told Reed to “stick to the plan.”

And yet, even with Keith basically announcing that Reed was planning a blindside, Jon still couldn’t figure out that he was about to be voted out.  Natalie had to tell him to play his idol.

“Really?” Jon replied, “you think I should?”

The easiest way to get Jon to do something is to tell him that you think he should.

Jon played his idol.  Keith then played his idol.  Jon got 4 votes.  Keith got 3 votes.  Wes got 2 votes.  Wes went to the jury.

However, despite the fact that 2 idols were played tonight, there’s still one out there and guess who has it?  Natalie!  She found it earlier in the episode.  Unfortunately, Baylor was with her when she found it so now, Natalie is in a position where she has to trust Baylor.  People have to trust Baylor tend to end up getting voted out.

The next episode of Survivor will be a two hour episode!  Judging from the previews, it appears that Jon and Jaclyn are going to have an argument and Reed is going to call Baylor a brat.  I can’t wait!

Anyway, that’s it!  Have a safe and happy Thanksgiving, everyone!  Love ya!

Lisa Marie

Survivor 29 — Wow

Well, that was surprising.

Now, I’ll be honest.  As much as I liked Jeremy and as much as I wanted him to win and felt that he deserved to win, I knew that he probably wouldn’t make it to the end.  He was simply too obvious of a threat.  Nobody would want to be in a final three (or two) with him.  Add to that, Jeremy was definitely a bit too cocky for his own good and, as smart as he was, he often times struggled to control his emotions.

So, I knew that Jeremy would probably be voted out eventually but I certainly did not expect him to be voted out tonight!

How exactly did Jeremy end up getting blindsided?  Well, it certainly wasn’t due to any brilliant gameplay on the part of the players.  Instead, Jon got paranoid and decided to turn on his strongest ally.  It was a dumb move on Jon’s part but that’s pretty much the way that Jon’s been playing this game from the beginning.

Who would have guessed that immediately after the merge, the two leaders — Josh and Jeremy — would both be off the beach and on the jury?  Up until tonight, everyone else had either taken their orders from Jeremy or from Josh.

Now, they’re both gone.

Who is going to step up to be the leader now?

A few random thoughts and observations:

  • I am not a fan of people searching through other people’s possessions.  First, it was everyone going through Julie’s bag.  Than Reed went through Keith’s bag.  Seriously, if I was on that beach and somebody went through my stuff, somebody would end up getting their eyes scratched out.
  • What do y’all think about Jeremy and Natalie giving up their reward and letting Jon and Jaclyn go in their place?  When that happened, I thought that would probably backfire on them and it certainly did.  If Jeremy hadn’t given up the reward, he would never have gone to Exile.  He would never had discovered that Jon had the idol.  Jon would never have tried to lie about having the idol.  Jon would never have gotten paranoid.  Jeremy would still be on the beach.
  • Keith and Wes are getting more and more isolated.  I was honestly expecting to see Keith voted out tonight but he survived.  And he still has his idol.
  • Missy’s number one concern in the game continues to be Baylor.  Challenge after challenge, Missy looks at Baylor and starts to cry.  Baylor usually responds by shoving her mom into either the ocean or a pit of mud.
  • The immunity challenge, I thought, was pretty good.  And, giving credit where credit is due, Baylor did for once win immunity on her own, as opposed to having it handed to her.
  • Here’s how the blindside happened: Jeremy and Natalie voted for Keith.  Keith, Wes, and Alec voted for Reed.  Reed, Jon, Jaclyn, Missy, and Baylor voted for Jeremy, which led to Jeremy being evicted by a vote of 5 to 3 to 2.
  • It looks like Natalie is going to go on a rampage next week!  Good for her.

‘Til then,

Lisa Marie

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