Really Randy, you have no chance!

Randy Bailey, Gabon
Villainy:
Describing himself as “angry, blunt, mean and sarcastic—yet charming”(!)—the delightful curmudgeon says the only “person” he has ever loved was his dog, Johnson. Aw.
Outwitticism: “I have a new operation, and it’s called, Operation: Let Everyone Else Crash and Burn.”

Biography
Randy

Randy Bailey (50)
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Tribe: Villains
Hometown: Austin, Texas
Current Residence: Austin, Texas
Personal Claim To Fame: “Never having been CONVICTED of a felony.”
Inspiration in Life: “Nothing inspires me!”
Previous Finishes: Gabon: 11th out, 3rd Jury Member
Favorite Past Moment: “Awaking on Day 10 to a new team!”
Previous Survivor He Respects Most: Johnny Fairplay (Pearl Islands, Micronesia)
Previous Survivor He Respects Least: “Take your pick of the idiots from Gabon, mostly Bob.”
Why Did He Come Back? : “To right the wrong!”

Bonus Coverage

Biography
Coach

Benjamin “Coach” Wade (38)

Tribe: Villains
Hometown: Susanville, Calif.
Current Residence: Susanville, Calif.
Personal Claim To Fame: Holding the World’s Record for “Longest solo kayak trip 6,132 miles.”
Inspiration in Life: “Composing classical music for the Susanville Symphony.”
Previous Finishes: Tocantins: 11th out, 5th jury member
Favorite Past Moment: “My monastic approach to exile.”
Previous Survivor He Respects Most: Tom Westman (Palau)
Previous Survivor He Respects Least: Johnny Fairplay (Pearl Islands, Micronesia)
Why Did He Come Back?: “Redemption!”

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10 Responses to Really Randy, you have no chance!

  1. aggie says:

    It goes to show you what a moron Randy is, nothing inspires him, SHUT UP RAndy! Go soak your sorehead in the toilet.

  2. aggie says:

    The fact that he respects Johnny Fairplay most, Pretty scary.

  3. aggie says:

    Yeah , the only one you ever loved was your dog, I would like too see the girl that was willing too go out with randy, he’s just a bitter fool.

  4. DonnaP says:

    Ditto to everything that Aggie said about Randy. What a prick.

  5. Ted says:

    Wow you girls are misguided I think. Jonny Fairplay… one of my personal Surivior Heros! While Randy was not one of my favorites, I am glad he is on just to spark some reaction here. I am sure you girls will come around when you warm up to Randy. Another fine player from Texas!!!

  6. aggie says:

    Donna, Randy is probably bitter with girls, because no one ever gave him the time of day. he isn’t that old and already he acts like a guy way beyond his years.

  7. aggie says:

    Donna, I knew their was a reason why i like you, We think alike about alot of stuff, have a good one.

  8. tendr says:

    I guess his momma didn’t breast feed him.

  9. aggie says:

    Tendr, are you talking about that crusty Bugger, If his mother tried to breast feed him ,he would bite her for sure.

  10. tendr says:

    Isn’t it sad that some ppl are just almost impossible to imagine as ever being a baby?….or a cute kid? I want Anthony Hobkins to grab him from behind and ask him if he needs some “t h e r a p y” eg

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