Really Randy, you have no chance!

Randy Bailey, Gabon
Describing himself as “angry, blunt, mean and sarcastic—yet charming”(!)—the delightful curmudgeon says the only “person” he has ever loved was his dog, Johnson. Aw.
Outwitticism: “I have a new operation, and it’s called, Operation: Let Everyone Else Crash and Burn.”


Randy Bailey (50)
Tribe: Villains
Hometown: Austin, Texas
Current Residence: Austin, Texas
Personal Claim To Fame: “Never having been CONVICTED of a felony.”
Inspiration in Life: “Nothing inspires me!”
Previous Finishes: Gabon: 11th out, 3rd Jury Member
Favorite Past Moment: “Awaking on Day 10 to a new team!”
Previous Survivor He Respects Most: Johnny Fairplay (Pearl Islands, Micronesia)
Previous Survivor He Respects Least: “Take your pick of the idiots from Gabon, mostly Bob.”
Why Did He Come Back? : “To right the wrong!”

Bonus Coverage


Benjamin “Coach” Wade (38)

Tribe: Villains
Hometown: Susanville, Calif.
Current Residence: Susanville, Calif.
Personal Claim To Fame: Holding the World’s Record for “Longest solo kayak trip 6,132 miles.”
Inspiration in Life: “Composing classical music for the Susanville Symphony.”
Previous Finishes: Tocantins: 11th out, 5th jury member
Favorite Past Moment: “My monastic approach to exile.”
Previous Survivor He Respects Most: Tom Westman (Palau)
Previous Survivor He Respects Least: Johnny Fairplay (Pearl Islands, Micronesia)
Why Did He Come Back?: “Redemption!”

10 thoughts on “Really Randy, you have no chance!”

  1. Yeah , the only one you ever loved was your dog, I would like too see the girl that was willing too go out with randy, he’s just a bitter fool.

  2. Wow you girls are misguided I think. Jonny Fairplay… one of my personal Surivior Heros! While Randy was not one of my favorites, I am glad he is on just to spark some reaction here. I am sure you girls will come around when you warm up to Randy. Another fine player from Texas!!!

  3. Donna, Randy is probably bitter with girls, because no one ever gave him the time of day. he isn’t that old and already he acts like a guy way beyond his years.

  4. Isn’t it sad that some ppl are just almost impossible to imagine as ever being a baby?….or a cute kid? I want Anthony Hobkins to grab him from behind and ask him if he needs some “t h e r a p y” eg

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